First Layer// Who are you?
Name?
erika
Age?
13
Date of Birth?
5-19-91
Height?
5'3 or 4
Weight?
90
Location?
mesa arizona
/Superficial
Skin colour [tanned, pale, naturally dark, green]?
tanned
Eye colour?
blue/green
Glasses/Contacts?
glasses for distance
Describe your hands...
people say they are soft(?)
Makeup?
yeah
Braces?
nope
Consider your self pretty ugly or just pretty?
pretty(?)
Describe your lips...
full
Sizes in clothing?
smalls, 0 or 1
Bust-Waist-Hip measurements?
idk(?)
Shoe size?
8 or 9
Scars?
who doesn't?
Talk about your hair...
long and brown
Distinguishing features?
eyes
Taste in clothing?
skate brands, band t's, jeans
/Mundane
Grade at school, college, etc?
8th
Estimate how many friends you have...
idk..
... and the number of enemies?
i am not a freak i don't count them
Any "clique" you subscribe to?
the "outcasts" i guess you could call 'em
Favourite subject(s)?
math or lunch
Least favourite subject(s)?
science
What do you think we should all learn but is not in the curriculum?
SLEEP!
//Second Layer: Love
Who's that unlucky/lucky person?
ryan
How much older or younger are they than you?
1 year and 2 months older
Eye colour?
blue
Hair colour?
brown
Prettiest physical feature?
eyes/freckles
Shoe size?
dunno
Height?
5'8
Weight?
115
Do people say that you "suit" each other?
yep
Do you REALLY like them?
YES
Love them?
yes yes
Would you do them, you horny beast?
haha yep
Describe the fragrance of their skin...
well idk but it tastes good lol
Do they wear perfume?
no(?)
What do you think of their taste in dress?
skater
Are they a superstar at the gay bar?
wtf kinda question is that?! no
Have you got something to put IN them!?
my tongue. hehe
//Third Layer: Parental Units
Do you wish they would just shut the FUCK up sometimes?
dude ALL the time!
How whiny are they, huh?
hm.. depends
Overprotective or don't care about you?
overprotective!!
How much of the time do you love them?
almost never
Are they annoying?
YES
Loving?
a little too much sometimes
Perverse?
do i look like a dictionary?
Immature?
no
Just fucking stupid?
sometimes
Wish that they would go the fuck away?
all the time
//Fourth Layer: Your opinion on...
Abortion?
don't think its right
Equal Opportunities?
?
Gender Roles?
again ?
Labels/Cliques/Stereotypes?
annoying
Crossdressing?
i'd call it "interesting", but guys in tight pants is fine w/ me!
Do you wear perfume , you stinky bitch?
sometimes. i am not stinky(?)
Pluck your eyebrows?
yep
Where do you shave, you hairy beast?
hair beast?! oh hell no. my arms and legs
How many showers do you take a week?
7 sometimes more sometimes less
What does your hair smell like?
shampoo(?)
Would you ever want to lose weight?
no, i already look aneroxic
Do you have really bad 80's songs stuck in your head?
not at the moment, but now that you mentioned it! "dancing w/ my self oh oh.." lol best 80's song ever!
What about 60's songs?
nope
If you've got something for both of the above, you're one pitiful bitch. You know that, right?
well now i do
D'you think you've changed dramatically over the months?
VERY much so
Have you got any siblings?
uh huh
Ever doubted that you belong to the same species or evolutionary stage as them?
never i love my sister
Song you're currently listening to...
nothing
What are you looking forward to tomorrow?
movies HOPEFULLY ring 2 oh yeah!
What do you want for Christmas?
idk.. stuff
...and your birthday?
more stuff
Do you think that you're gonna get them, you greedy cow?
yeah
Where do you apply your perfume? Like, ever below your waist?
hmm? soudsn kinky but no
Describe the favourite footwear you own...
wearable(?)
42
wow thats a big dick
Come on, you sexy, sodden pair of knickers! What's your fantasy?
you wish..
Are you naked, like, right now?
not as this second
And more importantly, can I see!?
idk can you?